Apr
01
Filed Under (Internet) by Elizabeth on 01-04-2008

I believe it was last year that they claimed to have started a mail delivery service where they would print out your emails and then deliver them to you by snail mail-ha! This year, they have announced a new email service, “Custom Time”. I know it’s a joke, but it’s darn funny.

The idea behind “Custom Time” is that you can change the time on any email you send. Missed Grandma’s birthday? Roll back the time on the email so she thinks it arrived on time! It works by using an “e-flux capacitor”, obviously allowing for the Marty McFly principle to take effect-LMAO! And the best part? You only get to change the time on ten emails, because:

Our researchers have concluded that allowing each person more than ten pre-dated emails per year would cause people to lose faith in the accuracy of time, thus rendering the feature useless.”

Bwahahahaha!! Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go over to the IZEA blog and read all about how “Sun microsystems wants to buy Social Spark”. April Fool’s Day is much more fun online, isn’t it?